Beauticians worldwide have recently been discovering that some of the grossest excrement from animals has proved to be extremely revitalizing, kicking the normal hygiene routine up a notch.
Apparently guanine, a nutritious enzyme that lightens and keeps your skin looking young and healthy, can be found in nightingale feces and has become the current craze for facial masks. Fortunately, there are other ingredients in the mask, such as green tea, shea butter, and gold leaf, making it a bit more tolerable to put on your face. The original procedure stems from Japan where the bird poop was used to remove the caked on white make-up applied to geishas. These facials are currently being offered at Hari's Salon in London and other New York salons, one where Victoria Beckham regularly has been scheduling appointments.
Another scientific beauty breakthrough practiced by Hari's Salon in London is a moisture treatment for your hair, which includes Angus bull sperm as one of the main ingredients. Even though it sounds absolutely atrocious, it's said to be high in protein and gives your hair a long lasting shiny glow. "I'd tried working with avocado oil and caviar," said salon owner Hari, "but the sperm definitely has the best nourishing qualities."
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Personally I'm not sure I would be tempted to try out these new beauty treatments 1)I'm not old and I don't have to tighten my drooping face full of wrinkles and 2)I'm pretty sure I might puke my lunch back up if I knew I had semen or poop from any living organism any where near the vicinity of my hair or face.
If you're curious to find out more about other heinous concoctions used for beautifying purposes, they can be found at MailOnline.
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